It’s my birthday! SCORE 506
My reaction to The Lion King. SCORE 458
The truth about optimism. SCORE 539
Likelihood of typing “www” when going to a website. SCORE 467
That awesome feeling… SCORE 1200
Spot the difference. SCORE 1388
Favoritism. SCORE 1451
Yo Snape. SCORE 234
Oh. SCORE 1232
People I insult. SCORE 1135
Like a… SCORE 601
Wind blows. SCORE 841
For your viewing pleasure. SCORE 304
Let’s call our friends! SCORE 710
Sometimes. SCORE 913
If you love two people at the same time… SCORE 522
Oh. Oh that’s punny… SCORE 589
Stages of procrastination. SCORE 1128
Hipster Voldy. SCORE 1087
Forever alone level over 9000. SCORE 309
Yo is dis my… SCORE 399
Quit smoking. SCORE 330
White people problems. SCORE 237
Don’t you dare. SCORE 808
I’m great in bed… SCORE 624
Billie Jean Venn Diagram. SCORE 422
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out. SCORE 614
He touched the butt! SCORE 549
New sitcom. SCORE 911
Mariachi Connecticut serenades a beluga whale. SCORE 782
T-Rex hates pushups… SCORE 254
Take my hand if you want to live. SCORE 208
