Dear shaving commercials. SCORE 254
You can do it Carl! SCORE 236
Tis but a scratch. SCORE 215
Harry Potter’s iPhone. SCORE 208
Betcha Can’t SCORE -2
I need dis. SCORE 203
Goldfish problems. SCORE 180
Jenga! SCORE 198
Phone etiquette. SCORE 258
Why I hate movie theaters. SCORE 180
We’ve all had that moment. SCORE 110
A rare find. SCORE 249
Friends vs. Best friends. SCORE 225
There may be a spy among us. SCORE 214
Jennifer gets it. SCORE 291
You’re welcome. SCORE 92
A cat’s life. SCORE 0
Wings SCORE 7
Touché… SCORE 263
A tree’s broken dreams. SCORE 125
Scumbag alcohol. SCORE 65
Big cats also like boxes. SCORE 164
You are traffic. SCORE 242
A dog’s life. SCORE 81
Attack! SCORE 200
So many puns! SCORE 136
Just a puppy. SCORE 181
My dream. SCORE 134
Sweet, but not quite right. SCORE 1
Life in the woods. SCORE 133
Women’s logic. SCORE -74
Why cats are better than men. SCORE 52