anyone else relate to this? SCORE 41
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
english burn SCORE 27
i have layers SCORE 32
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
back to bed! SCORE 19
witchy kitty SCORE 23
thanks for the insult SCORE 32
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 34
’90s cartoons were just built different SCORE 30
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
an impossible task SCORE 20
especially during spooky season SCORE 27
call the fire department SCORE 4
then i’ll finally get a good night’s sleep SCORE 23
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
i was born this way SCORE 16
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
this is why i drink SCORE 29
hi friend! SCORE 31
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
clever SCORE 29
excuse me SCORE 19
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
who’s in? SCORE 34
definitely a dog SCORE 45
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
please don’t watch me do things SCORE 37
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39