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the+clock+is+ticking
The+extinct+Helicorpion+behemoth.
The extinct Helicorpion behemoth. SCORE 18
A+well+lit+padded+room%2C+really.
A well lit padded room, really. SCORE 26
Cute%2C+Walt.
Cute, Walt. SCORE 28
Save+some+decisions+for+the+multiverse.
Save some decisions for the multiverse. SCORE 20
Five+stars%2C+brother.
Five stars, brother. SCORE 26
That%26%238217%3Bs+a+lil+lame%2C+bro.
That’s a lil lame, bro. SCORE 26
Nuns+are+non-fiction.
Nuns are non-fiction. SCORE 30
%28i+love+u%29
(i love u) SCORE 15
Robocat+would+like+a+word.
Robocat would like a word. SCORE 26
Furbies+are+an+apex+predator.
Furbies are an apex predator. SCORE 17
Much+happy+doge+dessert.
Much happy doge dessert. SCORE 25
And+I+took+that+personally.
And I took that personally. SCORE 20
Best+not+frighten+Mr.+Putin
Best not frighten Mr. Putin SCORE 27
And+I+would+walk+500+more%26%238230%3B
And I would walk 500 more… SCORE 23
Thanks+Apple%2C+just+trying+to+have+a+convo+with+my+bff%26%238230%3B
Thanks Apple, just trying to have a convo with my bff… SCORE 20
They%26%238217%3Bre+on+to+me%26%238230%3B
They’re on to me… SCORE 21
Wuv.+Twu+wuv.
Wuv. Twu wuv. SCORE 26
Lost+my+virginity+at+the+salad+bar%26%238230%3B
Lost my virginity at the salad bar… SCORE 20
Needs+need+nourishment%2C+also.
Needs need nourishment, also. SCORE 14
Never+forget.
Never forget. SCORE 27
Japan+offers+a+spectrum+of+energy+drinks.
Japan offers a spectrum of energy drinks. SCORE 15
This+bakery%2C+in+particular%2C+has+disgraced+the+sammich.
This bakery, in particular, has disgraced the sammich. SCORE 17
So+sayeth+the+Lorde.
So sayeth the Lorde. SCORE 18
Exerciseeee%2C+the+demonsaaah%21
Exerciseeee, the demonsaaah! SCORE 18
Have+mercy+on+me%2C+fellow+gamers%26%238230%3B
Have mercy on me, fellow gamers… SCORE 27
Crazy+how+math+works+like+that.
Crazy how math works like that. SCORE 28
My+face+is+ready.
My face is ready. SCORE 17
The+curse+of+the+job+interview%26%238230%3B
The curse of the job interview… SCORE 27
Tomatoes+are+demons%2C+demonstrably.
Tomatoes are demons, demonstrably. SCORE 16
I+guess+this+is+fine.
I guess this is fine. SCORE 32
I+am+something+of+a+prophet%26%238230%3B
I am something of a prophet… SCORE 20
Iowa+Runs+a+tight+ship
Iowa Runs a tight ship SCORE 24
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Anna%26%238217%3Bs+coffee.
Anna’s coffee. SCORE 182
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I+think+we+should+all+be+a+little+worried.
I think we should all be a little worried. SCORE 14
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Trolling at McDonald’s. SCORE 196
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This is an awesome watch. SCORE 14
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