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would+let+your+kids+play+on+this%3F
and+that%26%238217%3Bs+probably+a+low+estimate
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
boom
boom SCORE 10
i%26%238217%3Bm+the+devil+and+these+are+my+eggs
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
i+don%26%238217%3Bt+even+know+what+my+voicemail+greeting+is+right+now
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 13
til+death+do+us+part
til death do us part SCORE 20
i%26%238217%3Bm+such+a+good+boy.+and+handsome%2C+too%21
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 14
dreams+are+fun
dreams are fun SCORE 24
all+natural
all natural SCORE 21
have+it+their+way
have it their way SCORE 14
not+a+high+success+rate
not a high success rate SCORE 21
you+can%26%238217%3Bt+just%26%238230%3B+pick+them+off
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
like+tears+in+the+rain
like tears in the rain SCORE 1
enter+my+what+now%3F
enter my what now? SCORE 26
one+is+never+an+option
one is never an option SCORE 9
realizing+no+one+was+listening+was+the+hard+part
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 31
the+opposite+of+elon+musk.+too+soon%3F
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 0
guilty+on+all+charges
guilty on all charges SCORE 13
at+least+the+cat+is+using+it%2C+even+if+it%26%238217%3Bs+not+how+intended
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 23
leaning+tower+of+politeness
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 23
i+put+it+on+so+i+could+fall+asleep.+i+see+this+as+an+absolute+win
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 14
the+answer+is+whiskey
the answer is whiskey SCORE 21
hello+old+friend%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+been+too+long
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 21
let+the+hate+flow+through+you
let the hate flow through you SCORE 20
whatever+it+takes
whatever it takes SCORE 15
we+make+each+other+laugh
we make each other laugh SCORE 20
you%26%238217%3Bre+just+a+normal+person%2C+jimmy
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
therapy+burn
therapy burn SCORE 21
worth+the+gas.+would+eat
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
how+much+emotional+damage+can+one+person+really+cause%3F
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 11
the+astley+paradox
the astley paradox SCORE 17
one+mimosa+and+you%26%238217%3Bll+be+right+as+rain
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 16
putting+your+laundry+away+really+opens+the+room+up
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 22
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