Patrick! SCORE 1033
But today I’m only going to eat two slices… SCORE 434
When you hurt yourself… SCORE 844
Wake-up call. SCORE 1175
Dysfunctional Valentine hearts. SCORE 300
The problem with unicorns. SCORE 626
Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 244
Our planet needs us. SCORE 1214
The Lion King Rises. SCORE 681
Can’t be unseen. SCORE 291
How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1013
Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783
98 problems to go. SCORE 272
Marathon. SCORE 2146
Get a girlfriend, they said… SCORE 277
Dear 90’s kids, SCORE 559
4/21. SCORE 617
Are they twins? SCORE 590
Female == Iron Man. SCORE 415
OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751
Buffering. SCORE 814
A story about Fiona. SCORE 831
Meanwhile, in London. SCORE 753
Birthdays then and now. SCORE 1249
Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 968
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 126
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 449
Sleeping like a boss. SCORE 595
Bill and Hillary. SCORE 613
Death to hipsters. SCORE 606
I am responsible for what I say… SCORE 507
Congratulations… SCORE 777
