have you ever wanted to know what it would be like if godzilla ate you? SCORE 25
toxic relationships metaphor SCORE 24
acid for kids SCORE 30
the most wonderful time of the year SCORE 6
thta’s the medicine SCORE 17
writing has really ruined reading for a whole generation SCORE 15
this salad is hilarious! SCORE 9
we got married immediately SCORE 19
it’s my job as a good husband SCORE 35
move over mercury, i am the captain now SCORE 10
do you like cake??? SCORE 23
’90s advertising was the wild west SCORE 15
hoas are a scam SCORE 36
missed it by *that* much SCORE 27
this is my lore SCORE 15
bilbo found peace in retirement SCORE 20
i want to experience the wonders of nature SCORE 19
taste testing all the rocks SCORE 19
cheese and bread leads to time travel SCORE 15
it all makes sense now SCORE 16
auditions begin tomorrow SCORE 16
present the witnesses SCORE 46
fries never actually make it home, though SCORE 10
retirement is near SCORE 22
it didn’t survive the wash SCORE 29
my preciouses SCORE 14
cryptid currency is the future SCORE 10
mosquitos, probably SCORE 30
welcome to hell SCORE 28
inflation has finally gone too far SCORE 14
feel my fatness SCORE 17
it always comes back to reagan SCORE 10
