MonSter dEstrOYs HomE, famILy BaReLY eScapES SCORE 96
She’ll be playing Nana in my daughter’s ballet production of Peter Pan. Today was her costume fitting. SCORE 138
My older brother SCORE 62
Reporting for zips SCORE 132
I shall ease your suffering SCORE 161
Cats do make sense. SCORE 121
Japanese Bus Drivers on Strike SCORE 214
new girlfriend? SCORE 77
GIMME SCORE 116
Yo mama jokes SCORE 162
I don’t trust you if you don’t relate SCORE 117
Dentist has this hanging in waiting room. SCORE 116
We should’ve at least been allowed to choose our destination SCORE 68
Teacher has been holding free lessons for slum children under a bridge in India SCORE 136
Alright, that’s enough now SCORE 99
One step closer to taking over the world SCORE 86
…. I gotta go SCORE 82
Whenever The U.s. Tries To Intervene In The… SCORE 123
Life doesn’t make sense anymore SCORE 150
Heartbreak SCORE 110
Maybe try texting them again SCORE 106
identical twins cribs SCORE 110
Is there anything your hero is frightened of? SCORE 82
Oh dear SCORE 109
MoviePass every other day. SCORE 40
It’s all or nothing SCORE 110
A new kind of (brutally) nice guy SCORE 138
Did I choose the wrong occupation? SCORE 111
What are they saying about you? SCORE 129
And here we go. SCORE 64
A steam chimney located on an Antarctic volcano. SCORE 80
Cash me outside. SCORE 57
