doing the lord’s work SCORE 27
time to get the apology ready SCORE 17
spoiled SCORE 17
please stop SCORE 17
breathe in, breathe out SCORE 15
just open it SCORE 12
hand off hooman! SCORE 13
please, mother, may i have some? SCORE 9
don’t let the anger turn into hate SCORE 13
advil in every drawer SCORE 27
the most relatable haiku SCORE 15
i feel seen SCORE 31
i can’t recover from this SCORE 10
death is imminent SCORE 14
hungry SCORE 4
goodbye my queen SCORE 11
puppy love SCORE 21
must. pet. cerberus SCORE 31
gotta work harder at this SCORE 22
amazing grandfather SCORE 62
why did you invite me? SCORE 12
take notes, men SCORE 35
bring them back SCORE 35
nap time SCORE 19
cats just know somehow SCORE 28
let’s rage SCORE 18
trash on the inside and outside SCORE 14
some words just suck SCORE 8
behind you! SCORE 13
adorable jaws theme SCORE 18
rock and roll! SCORE 18
i could go for a mcflurry SCORE 10