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he%26%238217%3Bs+thinking+about+the+squirrel+that+got+away
before+you+go+go
before you go go SCORE 26
it+might+work%3F
it might work? SCORE 19
i+hate+my+voice
i hate my voice SCORE 16
emotional+baggage
emotional baggage SCORE 24
don%26%238217%3Bt+even+think+about+it
don’t even think about it SCORE 8
no+one+takes+good+ID+photos%2C+not+even+cats
no one takes good ID photos, not even cats SCORE 17
starting+out+well
starting out well SCORE 29
when+the+con+is+more+complicated+than+the+chore
when the con is more complicated than the chore SCORE 29
it%26%238217%3Bs+safer+this+way
it’s safer this way SCORE 18
love+this+idea
love this idea SCORE 26
is+room+service+an+option%3F
is room service an option? SCORE 21
cook+faster
cook faster SCORE 15
a+little+from+column+a%2C+a+little+from+column+b
a little from column a, a little from column b SCORE 30
she+looks+mortified
she looks mortified SCORE 36
just+wish+it+was+a+funny+joke
just wish it was a funny joke SCORE 16
can+i+participate+in+both+events%3F
can i participate in both events? SCORE 25
let+me+see+them
let me see them SCORE 19
thanks+again
thanks again SCORE 20
did+we+just+become+best+friends%3F
did we just become best friends? SCORE 20
every+time
every time SCORE 31
a+fast+golf+cart
a fast golf cart SCORE 30
twix+up+my+sleeve
twix up my sleeve SCORE 19
well+played+wikipedia
well played wikipedia SCORE 23
inside+of+you+there+are+multiple+Christian+bales
inside of you there are multiple Christian bales SCORE 18
because+you+asked+so+kindly
because you asked so kindly SCORE 27
this+is+true
this is true SCORE 24
i%26%238217%3Bm+hungry+hooman
i’m hungry hooman SCORE 18
this+is+me
this is me SCORE 19
i%26%238217%3Bd+read+those+stories
i’d read those stories SCORE 23
aloe
aloe SCORE 27
my+best+friend
my best friend SCORE 23
it+should+count+as+legal+tender
it should count as legal tender SCORE 24
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the+bagel+must+have+been+stale
the bagel must have been stale SCORE 23
convenience+is+worth+the+extra+cost
convenience is worth the extra cost SCORE 44
this+is+true
this is true SCORE 44
where%26%238217%3Bd+the+bread+move+to+this+week%3F
where’d the bread move to this week? SCORE 50
not+a+good+core+memory+though
not a good core memory though SCORE 40
and+i%26%238217%3Bm+leaving+now
and i’m leaving now SCORE 63
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