Every time. SCORE 37
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 68
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
+ cry. SCORE 117
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
The things we do for each other… SCORE 82
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
Advanced Twitter SCORE 115
Safe pupper SCORE 81
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
The life of a book. SCORE 73
This breaks the cat. SCORE 67
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
I GUESS SCORE 45
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Funny not funny SCORE 55
We live different lives. SCORE 58
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
Mama no. SCORE 51
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Yes Girl, Remix! SCORE 81
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
What a short time to be alive SCORE 55
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 48
Sorry about that… SCORE 56
