here, have these cookies SCORE 18
guess we’ll never know SCORE 27
ol’ reliable SCORE 24
the answer is “yes” SCORE 16
ah yes, joy is here SCORE 15
here, enjoy my people’s brains SCORE 19
i swear i’m not pretentious i just forget the easy words SCORE 39
truly ahead of her time SCORE 25
check in on your friends, send them memes <3 SCORE 21
that moment when netflix causes self reflection SCORE 12
you tell ’em, gerald! SCORE 17
debating whether you should lay back down or muster up the energy to get moving SCORE 12
well…that does increase the chance of being remembered SCORE 26
one person’s trash… SCORE 16
someone has to give stimulating conversation SCORE 30
where is that on a scale of 10 SCORE 28
me talking to my boss SCORE 25
FYI: SCORE 22
every. damn. time. SCORE 16
time to sleep for 800 years SCORE 18
“f”, “L”, “plus ratio” – “twitter for android” SCORE 12
please…stop… SCORE 14
this is quite the life SCORE 12
perfect imitation, george! SCORE 28
stubbornness is thicker than blood SCORE 17
nothin’ like a good cup’a john’s SCORE 15
en garde SCORE 22
just one day… SCORE 23
sometimes conversations good, sometimes conversations bad SCORE 21
that’s weird i don’t think i got it SCORE 12
playing hard to get SCORE 18
you’re hired SCORE 22
