Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Paragraph. SCORE 50
The life of a book. SCORE 74
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 105
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
I GUESS SCORE 45
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Doggo loves hooman SCORE 104
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 57
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 115
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
How to find a dog. SCORE 64
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
