How to name the child you hate. SCORE 134
The lies parents tell their children. SCORE 182
I’m sensing a new companion… SCORE 8
Seems legit. SCORE 145
Everyone needs a Clara SCORE 213
My girlfriend’s grandmother just got her first iPhone SCORE 16
Uhhhhhh, yeah… SCORE 10
This hot tub is built into the bay! SCORE 10
…no, I haven’t seen the cat. Why? SCORE 7
Oh, Sammy… SCORE 16
Other side of the world…. SCORE 189
A teeny tiny tinsy wincy baby crow SCORE 182
Don’t mess with girls. SCORE 13
I’m not a racist, but… SCORE 178
My decision not to have kids. SCORE 15
Marriage. No longer just for couples… SCORE 148
Fear. SCORE 7
Chick flicks. SCORE 208
You gotta do what you gotta do SCORE 11
A hiker’s motto. SCORE 146
The best scale. SCORE 179
Introducing chia Groot SCORE 169
So close SCORE 15
Nokia. SCORE 15
Reasons to date me. SCORE 150
Luck! SCORE 12
Best conversation ever… SCORE 115
Just for the Gentlemen SCORE -2
Googled motivational tattoos, was not disappointed SCORE 14
A Single Light Bulb SCORE 199
Emo horse. SCORE 187
"…but I wanted to see Captain America…" SCORE 135
