50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Because Reasons SCORE 224
Just… hold… still! SCORE 3
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
BROFIST SCORE -2
Run for your life SCORE 218
How is this possible? SCORE 277
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
Word! SCORE 20
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Wrong Show SCORE 192
I was mugged! SCORE 130
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
Truth. SCORE 183
Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
I yawned! SCORE 10