i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
supersize it SCORE -4
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
i like bananas SCORE 9
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
zero traction SCORE 11
slap them SCORE 12
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
every segment on the news SCORE 13
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
a very small dog SCORE 15
did i stutter? SCORE 12
memorable first customer SCORE 17
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
it’s perfect SCORE 21
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
working cat SCORE 20
cats find a way SCORE 23
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
is this satire? SCORE 14
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
we dare you SCORE 10
accidental beauty SCORE 31