5 days a week SCORE 45
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
they really are gentle creatures SCORE 36
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
i am this dog SCORE 20
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
he made his choice SCORE 42
watermelon armor dog SCORE 23
there were no survivors SCORE 37
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
i hope so! SCORE 21
teens with attitude SCORE 27
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
too late SCORE 38
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
anchors away! SCORE 22
bad ass SCORE 38
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
pebble and roll SCORE 65
