Eye of the sparrow. SCORE 54
It’s the most sexiest time of the year. SCORE 104
But it smells so good… SCORE -2
You’re doing it right. SCORE 138
A cat’s life. SCORE 116
LEGO Great Ball Contraption. SCORE 64
Harry Potter and the Seven Stages of Denial. SCORE 290
Liam Neeson. SCORE 207
I am home. SCORE 3
A wombat, a kangaroo and a wallaby. SCORE 131
One can wish. SCORE 200
Mitt Romney’s Political Platform SCORE 7
Sleeping is dumb. SCORE 69
Thank you Mom SCORE 153
Please be troll. SCORE 140
The bitter reality delivered by cats. SCORE 93
That Thing That Happened SCORE 32
Chance of getting hired at a job interview. SCORE 94
Celebrities, then and now. SCORE 105
Bad children’s books. SCORE 85
What people really hear. SCORE 83
Why are you single? SCORE 126
Accuracy SCORE 130
herry. stahp. wat err yer doen herry. SCORE 3
The ultimate dog shaming. SCORE 26
The postoffice showdown. SCORE 159
You make an excellent point. SCORE 236
Scarring your childhood. SCORE 3
There was a spider… SCORE 118
Accurate. SCORE 113
Stupid evolution. SCORE 2
How to troll Halloweenies. SCORE 143
