What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Accurate. SCORE 174
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
40 years later. SCORE 121
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
How the internet works. SCORE 181
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Guys listen… SCORE 170
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
Every time. SCORE 123
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Grass Fence SCORE 215
China vs Germany SCORE 295
Finally. SCORE 344
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
