Never forget the true king SCORE 59
Safe pupper SCORE 81
Mama no. SCORE 52
Funny not funny SCORE 55
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 49
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Sorry about that… SCORE 56
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
The life of a book. SCORE 74
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
Every time. SCORE 37
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
I GUESS SCORE 45
+ cry. SCORE 118
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
