a goose walks into a bar SCORE 14
clever girls SCORE 12
no more cupcakes SCORE 25
staring at a menu SCORE 17
and then they get too nervous SCORE 20
ready to flamingle SCORE 20
many have tried, all have failed SCORE 6
how to hide something perfectly SCORE 24
surprised sea squirts SCORE 20
what’s on the other side? SCORE 14
tomorrow at 2 SCORE 19
plastic vampire fangs SCORE 15
the power of chrysler compels you SCORE 30
birthday cod SCORE 28
this is why mermaids exist SCORE 28
just a fluffy cow SCORE 28
touch the cactus SCORE 29
downward spiral SCORE 22
failing at therapy SCORE 19
800 year old swamp witch SCORE 27
so hungry i could eat a horse SCORE 33
third red light in a row SCORE 18
cargo shorts are cool SCORE 30
orson welles for peeps SCORE 13
shakespearean love languages SCORE 23
there is no middle ground SCORE 16
already did the stupid thing SCORE 29
leaving applebees the way god intended SCORE 11
if an alien came to visit SCORE 11
he needs his giraffe toy SCORE 29
i have a book SCORE 31
i love you in german SCORE 19