definitely not the same brain SCORE 19
enter my what now? SCORE 27
glucose guardian SCORE 12
not a high success rate SCORE 25
dreams are fun SCORE 28
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3
boom SCORE 12
trying to straighten their lives out SCORE 15
have you met eric yet? SCORE 51
fancy af SCORE 10
til death do us part SCORE 22
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 26
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
puzzling SCORE 18
therapy burn SCORE 29
never forget SCORE 20
we really got the life SCORE 11
i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9