Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Dreams do come true SCORE 65
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
A voice we can trust SCORE 54
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
And cheese SCORE 26
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
Real American hero SCORE 41
80 hours these days SCORE -19
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
I just became more metal SCORE 34
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
Mother fluffer SCORE 39
Fatality SCORE 40