Slow Robot
Well%2C+yes%2C+dammit.
yeah%2C+no%2C+that%26%238217%3Bs+not+mittens
yeah, no, that’s not mittens SCORE 41
he+chose+avocado+over+home+ownership
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
thats+a+gangster+move+right+there
thats a gangster move right there SCORE 16
he%26%238217%3Bs+thinking+about+the+squirrel+that+got+away
he’s thinking about the squirrel that got away SCORE 37
get+in+line
get in line SCORE 25
fight+the+system+from+the+inside%21
fight the system from the inside! SCORE 51
everything+is+south+america+now
everything is south america now SCORE 46
not+my+vacuum+cleaner
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 21
place+your+bets%21
place your bets! SCORE 48
vampire+didn%26%238217%3Bt+want+to+be+undead+anymore
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
i+can%26%238217%3Bt+see+my+toes
i can’t see my toes SCORE 27
he+was+frozen+in+char-bonite
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 33
she%26%238217%3Bs+living+the+dream
she’s living the dream SCORE 43
i+feel+seen
i feel seen SCORE 31
where+the+hell+did+it+go%3F
where the hell did it go? SCORE 62
they%26%238217%3Bre+gonna+get+married
they’re gonna get married SCORE 8
the+words+just+never+come+out+right
the words just never come out right SCORE 37
what+did+you+do+this+time%3F
what did you do this time? SCORE 34
come+to+daddy%21
come to daddy! SCORE 30
thanks+for+nothing+mom+and+dad%21
thanks for nothing mom and dad! SCORE 59
how+is+the+eagle%3F
how is the eagle? SCORE 39
This+is+how+I+know+i%26%238217%3Bm+getting+old
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 35
newman+is+definitely+getting+fired+this+time
newman is definitely getting fired this time SCORE 27
the+shape+of+soup
the shape of soup SCORE 44
i+missed+the+meeting
i missed the meeting SCORE 21
the+fine+line+between+life+and+death
the fine line between life and death SCORE 48
i+knew+dragons+were+real%21
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 53
challenge+accepted
challenge accepted SCORE 39
vampire+propaganda
vampire propaganda SCORE 55
which+do+you+choose%3F
which do you choose? SCORE 23
it+shouldn%26%238217%3Bt+even+be+a+word+that+exists
it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45
i%26%238217%3Bve+lost+faith+in+humanity
i’ve lost faith in humanity SCORE 32
Slow Robots do love too!
Trending
Random
Guys+and+Girls
Guys and Girls SCORE 13
Recreational+drugs.
Recreational drugs. SCORE 108
I+spent+all+day+on+the+internet.
I spent all day on the internet. SCORE 120
At+least+they%26%238217%3Bre+not+vegetables%26%238230%3B
At least they’re not vegetables… SCORE 17
Every+time+I+have+a+cold.
Every time I have a cold. SCORE 5
That+was+SO+four+score+and+seven+years+ago%26%238230%3B
That was SO four score and seven years ago… SCORE 10
Recent Comments
Copyright © slowrobot.com, 2016 to infinity - Contact us - Terms - DMCA - Privacy