What murder? SCORE 45
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Fatality SCORE 40
Smile and breathe SCORE 36
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
And cheese SCORE 26
Sports! SCORE 42
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Military grade leggings SCORE 60
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
80 hours these days SCORE -19
Proceed SCORE 30
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
Yo ho ho SCORE 37
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 30
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
