When someone compliments me… SCORE 119
I’m in a wide open spaaaaaace! SCORE 10
Gay penguins become adoptive parents. SCORE 0
The brilliance of Homer. SCORE 109
Beverage logic. SCORE 189
I love getting packages! SCORE 149
Stand up against racial stereotypes. SCORE 162
This is what an 85 million dollar house looks like… SCORE 3
I’m melting! SCORE 152
A glitch in the matrix. SCORE 190
Whenever I stub my pinky toe. SCORE 109
Meanwhile, in the wilds of Wal-Mart. SCORE 18
This cat is my workout soul mate. SCORE 129
1,042 SCORE 139
Yes Phil, yes SCORE 184
Thanks FedEx. SCORE 133
the thing about that is… SCORE 17
Reverse puberty. SCORE 243
Justin Timberlake. Past and present. SCORE 165
Tricera-Hi-Tops SCORE 131
Well, that went over their head. SCORE 16
When someone tries talking to me while I’m watching Harry Potter! SCORE 135
How do you define “art”? SCORE 169
2 AM is the best time to draw, right? SCORE 19
Always find your birth parent! SCORE 9
Weight gain tips with Chris Pratt. SCORE 165
Kids vs. Adults SCORE 195
Google. SCORE 165
Just gonna put some salt in that wound SCORE 221
Cure for Ebola. SCORE -2
Why I won’t go camping… SCORE 16
The key to marriage. SCORE 15