At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
Truth. SCORE 183
Because Reasons SCORE 224
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 198
Run for your life SCORE 218
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
If pigs could fly. SCORE 110
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
Just… hold… still! SCORE 4
Bang! SCORE 194
Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
Num num num num SCORE 5
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
The best way to be happy with someone… SCORE 16
BROFIST SCORE -2
step brothers SCORE 2
Taking notes in the 21st century. SCORE 14
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
How is this possible? SCORE 276
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
I was mugged! SCORE 128
Birthdays… SCORE 11
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 19
