
Whenever I stub my pinky toe. SCORE 109

Stand up against racial stereotypes. SCORE 161

Thanks FedEx. SCORE 133

Reverse puberty. SCORE 243

When someone tries talking to me while I’m watching Harry Potter! SCORE 135

Always find your birth parent! SCORE 9

I’m in a wide open spaaaaaace! SCORE 10

Well, that went over their head. SCORE 16

I’m melting! SCORE 152

Cure for Ebola. SCORE -1

Kids vs. Adults SCORE 194

Yes Phil, yes SCORE 183

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brLd1ZhPAZY SCORE 3

Tricera-Hi-Tops SCORE 131

1,042 SCORE 139

I love getting packages! SCORE 149

I didn’t know Van Damme had a daughter… SCORE 164

Chris Pratt SCORE 242

What I look like when I try to ice skate. SCORE 128

#mythoughtsexactly SCORE 237

How do you define “art”? SCORE 170

The brilliance of Homer. SCORE 108

Whenever I try to grow facial hair… SCORE 174

Just gonna put some salt in that wound SCORE 221

Weight gain tips with Chris Pratt. SCORE 165
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Gay penguins become adoptive parents. SCORE 0

When someone compliments me… SCORE 119

This is what an 85 million dollar house looks like… SCORE 3

Google. SCORE 165

This cat is my workout soul mate. SCORE 129

Why I won’t go camping… SCORE 16

Beverage logic. SCORE 189