We’re looking for an Asian actor. SCORE 127
I need this. SCORE 174
If “Taken” happened to me. SCORE 168
Leafy greens? SCORE 87
Someone hold me back. SCORE 340
Askhole. SCORE 101
In case of love. SCORE 120
Accurate. SCORE 170
Happy New Year! SCORE 164
Every time I get my hair cut. SCORE 138
Vulgarity is no substitute for wit. SCORE 414
What happens to eyelashes in the extreme cold. SCORE 155
5 uses for a trembling chihuahua. SCORE 120
No ink? SCORE 139
People who put lyrics as their status. SCORE 271
Talking to dad. SCORE 300
Scumbag pigeons. SCORE 171
Why I can’t watch Breaking Bad. SCORE 271
To judge a man by his weakest link… SCORE 164
Om nom nom. SCORE 134
Sad. SCORE 213
Tipping etiquette around the world. SCORE 100
The adventures of Santa Claus. SCORE -36
Hating people takes too much energy. SCORE 136
Poor Mitt. SCORE 92
The dentist is overrated. SCORE 163
This new ride at Disney Land looks awesome. SCORE 66
Brace yourself. SCORE 97
Modern day Mona Lisa. SCORE 53
Shield activated! SCORE 107
So this is boxing day. SCORE 141
Tetris problems. SCORE 206
