Slow Robot
This+wee+navigator+takes+its+job+ver+serious.
Have+mercy+on+me%2C+fellow+gamers%26%238230%3B
Have mercy on me, fellow gamers… SCORE 27
Much+happy+doge+dessert.
Much happy doge dessert. SCORE 25
The+extinct+Helicorpion+behemoth.
The extinct Helicorpion behemoth. SCORE 18
Keep+hustling+daily.
Keep hustling daily. SCORE 27
We+must+unite+to+protec+the+doge.
We must unite to protec the doge. SCORE 31
They%26%238217%3Bre+on+to+me%26%238230%3B
They’re on to me… SCORE 21
Thanks+Apple%2C+just+trying+to+have+a+convo+with+my+bff%26%238230%3B
Thanks Apple, just trying to have a convo with my bff… SCORE 20
Moving+parts+of+an+off-shore+oil+rig.
Moving parts of an off-shore oil rig. SCORE 16
You%26%238217%3Bll+be+alright%2C+kid.
You’ll be alright, kid. SCORE 32
Never+forget.
Never forget. SCORE 27
I+am+not+nice+to+myself%26%238230%3B
I am not nice to myself… SCORE 27
I+guess+this+is+fine.
I guess this is fine. SCORE 32
Iowa+Runs+a+tight+ship
Iowa Runs a tight ship SCORE 24
Cute%2C+Walt.
Cute, Walt. SCORE 28
Furbies+are+an+apex+predator.
Furbies are an apex predator. SCORE 17
The+curse+of+the+job+interview%26%238230%3B
The curse of the job interview… SCORE 27
Best+not+frighten+Mr.+Putin
Best not frighten Mr. Putin SCORE 27
Fresh+bread+tendies+today%21
Fresh bread tendies today! SCORE 25
I+suppose+there+is+more+than+one+decent+professor.
I suppose there is more than one decent professor. SCORE 41
Easy+on+the+pounce%2C+bud%26%238230%3B
Easy on the pounce, bud… SCORE 24
Alexa+has+determined+your+recent+covid-19+exposure+requires+quarantine.
Alexa has determined your recent covid-19 exposure requires quarantine. SCORE 28
Finally+I%26%238217%3Bll+have+a+clean+house.
Finally I’ll have a clean house. SCORE 32
Waffles+are+forever.
Waffles are forever. SCORE 19
Lost+my+virginity+at+the+salad+bar%26%238230%3B
Lost my virginity at the salad bar… SCORE 20
Tomatoes+are+demons%2C+demonstrably.
Tomatoes are demons, demonstrably. SCORE 16
Big+Ooof.
Big Ooof. SCORE 20
Save+some+decisions+for+the+multiverse.
Save some decisions for the multiverse. SCORE 20
The+bird+is+the+universe.
The bird is the universe. SCORE 27
Japan+offers+a+spectrum+of+energy+drinks.
Japan offers a spectrum of energy drinks. SCORE 15
Robocat+would+like+a+word.
Robocat would like a word. SCORE 26
Five+stars%2C+brother.
Five stars, brother. SCORE 26
That%26%238217%3Bs+a+lil+lame%2C+bro.
That’s a lil lame, bro. SCORE 26
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Rip+Mr.+Lahey.+The+shitclock%26%238217%3Bs+tickin%26%238217%3B+for+all+of+us%2C+boys
Rip Mr. Lahey. The shitclock’s tickin’ for all of us, boys SCORE 88
So+a+rabbi%2C+a+priest%2C+and+a+black+guy+are+on+an+airplane%26%238230%3B
So a rabbi, a priest, and a black guy are on an airplane… SCORE 151
When+Ur+Water+Is+Too+Spicy%26%238230%3B
When Ur Water Is Too Spicy… SCORE 77
Woah
Woah SCORE 192
When+your+joke+ruins+a+conversation%2C+but+you+amused+yourself.
When your joke ruins a conversation, but you amused yourself. SCORE 84
So+chill
So chill SCORE 103
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