the was a weird year SCORE 54
how do i apply to be a lifeguard at the olympics? SCORE 38
That’s not how I want to enjoy nature SCORE 24
i got a little distracted SCORE 37
he’s sleeping on the couch tonight SCORE 46
what if…? SCORE 27
i prefer something less bitter SCORE 22
how’d that work out for you? SCORE 39
three fluffy heads of adorableness SCORE 44
it’s just a few blocks away SCORE 20
there is no dana, only zuul SCORE 24
who else can relate? SCORE 35
whatever it takes SCORE 30
good luck SCORE 30
i choose sabotage SCORE 16
when you really don’t like other people, this is what you do SCORE 25
I’m learning from my mistakes before i make them again SCORE 32
i learned math today SCORE 33
expectation vs. reality SCORE 54
when in doubt, use duct tape SCORE 31
omg just sprout already SCORE 31
burn baby, burn SCORE 9
*invents time machine* SCORE 30
mother fu… SCORE 51
hopefully a quick death SCORE 14
Yep SCORE 59
if only i thought of all this at the time SCORE 31
when the craving hits SCORE 24
anxiety SCORE 28
amazon has gone too far this time SCORE 28
the kid had it coming SCORE 37
I prefer red SCORE 24
