memorable first customer SCORE 17
supersize it SCORE -4
every segment on the news SCORE 13
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
zero traction SCORE 11
a very small dog SCORE 15
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15
it’s perfect SCORE 21
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
slap them SCORE 12
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
cats find a way SCORE 23
is this satire? SCORE 14
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
we dare you SCORE 10
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
accidental beauty SCORE 31
working cat SCORE 20
