The end is nigh SCORE 38
Don’t even breathe SCORE 10
She was a vampire the whole time SCORE 35
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
*Googles “Gordan Ramsey lamb sauce”* SCORE 28
My dream day SCORE 24
Faith in humanity lost SCORE -6
One meow to rule them all SCORE 31
True friendship SCORE 23
request denied SCORE 30
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
All hail King Kitten SCORE 27
My resume lied SCORE 30
ENCORE! SCORE 22
Wait until she learns about HOA fees SCORE 47
Catosaurus Rex SCORE 31
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
Live long and prosper… SCORE 32
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
Or maybe Ghostface just won the lottery? SCORE 41
It also counts as exercise SCORE 27
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
Fake smile and nod SCORE 25
A real life video game SCORE 32
With great power, comes great responsi-poo-lity SCORE 40
Shoo, bird! SCORE 30
Sounds painful SCORE 28
Flying first class SCORE 24