Did Mary have a little lamb? SCORE 128
An escape. SCORE 217
I didn’t choose the fandom life, the fandom life chose me. SCORE 240
The Pledge of Allegiance SCORE 12
Child-sized soda. SCORE 193
Why doesn’t everyone use them?! SCORE 139
When you get a fake number… SCORE 160
My dog would probably fall for it. SCORE 11
Wookie steak. SCORE 11
Game of Thrones. SCORE 21
Aye aye, Captain America! SCORE 267
Books > Anderson SCORE 148
Apple updated their exec page today. SCORE -9
Are you playing with yourself? SCORE 158
The bald eagle. SCORE 173
Canadian victims of theft. SCORE 129
A bear waving his paw SCORE 15
Beer = salad. SCORE 10
Can I get an amen?! SCORE 166
Awkward. SCORE 13
I vant to suck your… tunazzzz! SCORE 12
What a lightning scar looks like. OUCH. SCORE 228
CEO. SCORE 20
I don’t remember the song going quite like that. SCORE 25
Slurp! SCORE 107
Polite Elephant SCORE 285
Change It SCORE 12
Tyrannosaurus earrings. SCORE 155
When someone tries to flirt with me SCORE 175
Llama shaming. SCORE 20
Let me slip in to something more….comfortable. SCORE 144
because reasons SCORE 0
