The gun lamp. SCORE 54
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
How the internet works. SCORE 181
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
No. SCORE 88
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Finally. SCORE 344
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
China vs Germany SCORE 295
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Cat crazy. SCORE 99
Every time. SCORE 123
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114