he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
she’s living the dream SCORE 43
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
yeah, no, that’s not mittens SCORE 41
how is the eagle? SCORE 40
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
where the hell did it go? SCORE 62
cozy SCORE 36
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 36
everything is south america now SCORE 46
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
newman is definitely getting fired this time SCORE 27
he’s thinking about the squirrel that got away SCORE 37
the words just never come out right SCORE 38
oh sweet release SCORE 50
the original American badass SCORE 88
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
which do you choose? SCORE 23
thanks for nothing mom and dad! SCORE 60
come to daddy! SCORE 30
thats a gangster move right there SCORE 17
rude diet SCORE 36
the shape of soup SCORE 44
place your bets! SCORE 48
i feel seen SCORE 31
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
get in line SCORE 25
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 21
they’re gonna get married SCORE 8
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37