corks are for quitters SCORE 46
That’s a fact SCORE 24
And then she signed a movie deal SCORE 46
This happen to anyone else? SCORE 36
laugh away the hurt SCORE 30
it takes a lot of brain power SCORE 29
Ant acid SCORE 30
Same shirt, new meeting SCORE 31
Only took a quarter of a century and six f-ing movies! SCORE 26
Literally a duck SCORE 9
noobs SCORE 26
this is a brilliant idea SCORE 26
Which tone would you prefer? SCORE 19
scary everything SCORE 33
I go to Target a lot SCORE 35
It will be a slow death, too SCORE 36
Good boi SCORE 37
When work is literally your worst nightmare SCORE 49
Plants SCORE 43
Cold Pockets doesn’t have the same ring to it, though SCORE 35
Internet troll gets… trolled. Love to see it. SCORE 58
get this man a job at a zoo! SCORE 73
I really hope that’s a typo SCORE 29
Bologna is a good dog name SCORE 40
There is no such thing as parenting 101. SCORE 31
Why waste good cognac? SCORE 35
What’s important is I finally have a pool SCORE 19
HOT and READY SCORE 44
now i know who you really are SCORE 64
Ireland needs an adult SCORE 44
Gotta keep up appearances SCORE 29
just going to assume this happened in Florida SCORE 41
