
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 27

Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 19

LVL Up to chemical warfare! SCORE 25

This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14

Honey,I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 22

But if I unfriend you, who will explain that you missed the point? SCORE 29

Gave me a reason to shower, anyway. SCORE 32

Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 29

2020 does not look good on me… bro SCORE 32

Be petty SCORE 35

We don’t have to agree on much, but please understand. SCORE 28

Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 28

Beware the danger. SCORE 27

Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 27

Corona bad. SCORE 27

We need you, bud. SCORE 18

Discovered a shop entrance 11 feet below the current shops… SCORE 29

US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24

🤔 SCORE 19

Preparation pays off. SCORE 99

I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 23

Le sigh… SCORE 26

Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 16

Preach, Papa. SCORE 40

Who will you call then? SCORE 17

A dress made out of porcelain pieces from the Qing dynasty SCORE 28

Let it happen. SCORE 33

281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 35

Absolute class. SCORE 24

ONE MORE TIME! SCORE 38

Nailed it. SCORE 39

Shield thy neighbour. SCORE 28