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Look+at+the+statistics%2C+tho.
Look at the statistics, tho. SCORE 27
boop+activated%26%238230%3B
boop activated… SCORE 26
Right+on+the+pavement
Right on the pavement SCORE 37
Kraken+ad+on+a+London+Bus
Kraken ad on a London Bus SCORE 28
I%26%238217%3Bm+not+above+the+law.
I’m not above the law. SCORE 37
%2ALimited+Edition%2A+Frozen+2+banana%3F
*Limited Edition* Frozen 2 banana? SCORE 17
We+do+live+in+a+society%26%238230%3B
We do live in a society… SCORE 26
The+Secretary+Bird+thinks+it%26%238217%3Bs+pretty+hot+stuff.
The Secretary Bird thinks it’s pretty hot stuff. SCORE 32
Better+eat+ALL+your+supper%26%238230%3B+gotta+carbo+load+before+we+crucify.
Better eat ALL your supper… gotta carbo load before we crucify. SCORE 22
The+20%26%238217%3Bs+may+get+us%2C+yet%26%238230%3B
The 20’s may get us, yet… SCORE 25
On+millennials+and+tea.
On millennials and tea. SCORE 41
Wow.+No+need+to+rub+it+in%26%238230%3B
Wow. No need to rub it in… SCORE 21
This+is+what+we+call+art.
This is what we call art. SCORE 26
It%26%238217%3Bs+kind+of+my+thing+this+year%26%238230%3B
It’s kind of my thing this year… SCORE 31
Yes%3F+Father+is+that+you%3F
Yes? Father is that you? SCORE 31
%246.95+E-mail+Delivery+Fee%3F+Send+it+by+owl%2C+thanks%26%238230%3B
$6.95 E-mail Delivery Fee? Send it by owl, thanks… SCORE 24
Japan+gets+all+the+good+KitKats%26%238230%3B+%3A%2F
Japan gets all the good KitKats… :/ SCORE 21
Protect+this+one.
Protect this one. SCORE 30
Seriously+Mona%2C+cut+the+crap.
Seriously Mona, cut the crap. SCORE 37
Dad+missed+the+joke%26%238230%3B
Dad missed the joke… SCORE 38
I%26%238217%3Bm+not+sure+what+you+were+expecting%26%238230%3B
I’m not sure what you were expecting… SCORE 29
Survivor+from+the+Australia%26%238217%3Bs+fires.
Survivor from the Australia’s fires. SCORE 27
Thanks+mom%26%238230%3B
Thanks mom… SCORE 24
The+dog+seems+confused.
The dog seems confused. SCORE 14
When+you+lie+on+the+resume+but+nail+the+interview%26%238230%3B
When you lie on the resume but nail the interview… SCORE 28
No+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+think+it+will%26%238230%3B
No I don’t think it will… SCORE 20
Recursed+tea%26%238230%3B
Recursed tea… SCORE 26
Succ+it+up%2C+Em.
Succ it up, Em. SCORE 31
1993+Halle+Berry+was+rad.
1993 Halle Berry was rad. SCORE 25
%2Ahuff%2A+that%26%238217%3Bs+not+what+I+meant.
*huff* that’s not what I meant. SCORE 28
Being+married+is+hard.
Being married is hard. SCORE 29
Learn+to+prosper+by+yourself
Learn to prosper by yourself SCORE 25
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Not+quite+as+predicted
Not quite as predicted SCORE 154
FEED+ME
FEED ME SCORE 51
My+Jewish+mother+gave+me+this+as+a+housewarming+gift.
My Jewish mother gave me this as a housewarming gift. SCORE 200
My+education+isn%26%238217%3Bt+a+joke%2C+Jerry.
My education isn’t a joke, Jerry. SCORE 133
The+ten+commandments+of+cat.
The ten commandments of cat. SCORE 36
Found+this+resignation+letter+on+my+desk+this+morning
Found this resignation letter on my desk this morning SCORE 109
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