
being a rug would be easier SCORE 9

it was just a nap SCORE 19

the lord’s carbs SCORE 15

no depressed eggs SCORE 27

what’s the location? SCORE 28

they would breed SCORE 24

am i a pig? SCORE 11

evil underpants SCORE 28

failed eye test SCORE 33

whoops SCORE 5

i have cats SCORE 9

i’ll be back SCORE 8

drunk humming bird SCORE 31

the worst character SCORE 22

you can’t yeehaw away from your problems SCORE 15

bologna! SCORE 18

all the yes SCORE 15

give the church cat time to adjust SCORE 35

choose your own speed SCORE 21

there’s always money in the cocktail dress SCORE 12

the box isn’t edible? SCORE 7

more cheesecake SCORE 14

drunk drama SCORE 8

earth sandwich SCORE 36

they traded places SCORE 26

false advertising SCORE 8

delicates SCORE 3

ankle tattoos SCORE 24

404 error SCORE 7

myself, obviously SCORE 32

nice cat SCORE 7

how to pet a dog SCORE 15