This bench looks pretty unstable SCORE 70
As a bagpiper… SCORE 155
Getting called out has never felt so good. SCORE 163
Well Played Indeed SCORE 110
Juxtaposition SCORE 93
Slow Motion Glass Breakage SCORE 87
Don’t text and walk — this happens every couple of months SCORE 83
Snitches get stitches SCORE 155
Don’t fight it… SCORE 81
Student gave me this very convincing note in first period. SCORE 100
Just saw Age of Ultron, now waiting for the flood of women. SCORE 140
You really have to commit to the joke. SCORE 128
Am I free to go? SCORE 104
George’s Takei’s gay test SCORE 103
Secret’s out, Putin. SCORE 82
We’re not on speaking terms, currently. SCORE 65
Things my guinea pig does. SCORE 61
Spotted this amazing door stop at work SCORE 106
Tests be like SCORE 100
A Real Page Turner SCORE 100
Awkward SCORE 125
Why did the chickens leave the village? SCORE 61
Never turn down college for @VirtuHoe! SCORE 226
RIP Betty White SCORE 108
This can’t keep happening SCORE 144
Morale is high this week.. SCORE 154
You could say I’m easily entertained. SCORE 75
Never thought vegetables could be terrifying SCORE 104
The lowest bar SCORE 138
Mom just wanted to party :/ SCORE 93
I’m not proud of it… SCORE 50
Before and after adoption of our lab mix. He was going to be put down after being surrendered twice. SCORE 136
