work is dumb SCORE 20
you were supposed to laugh SCORE 32
please repeat for the record SCORE 19
a man ahead of his time SCORE 20
stupid pants SCORE 33
i need this SCORE 15
you never have to do today again SCORE 30
like a normal person SCORE 7
mmmmm pizza SCORE 23
is it bedtime yet? SCORE 14
i need a rebrand SCORE 30
cast him when the remake happens SCORE 30
i eat all the pods SCORE 20
nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! SCORE 7
everything hurts SCORE 6
bad enough? SCORE 17
all great love stories start with a rib SCORE 24
calm down, ma SCORE 15
who’s the real genius here? SCORE 25
i like the surprise SCORE 20
what else ya got? SCORE 23
i was productive SCORE 20
unconditional love SCORE 13
purr my last email SCORE 9
nerd flirt SCORE -9
well adjusted SCORE 16
a little privacy, please SCORE 17
his baby! SCORE 22
choose your fighter SCORE 15
garlic is a matter of the heart SCORE 15
hot pockets are a scam SCORE 23
he’s lost his melon SCORE 9