Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
My feelings toward college. SCORE 157
Self checkout. SCORE 243
Thanks Max. SCORE 327
Some enemies lose the fight… SCORE 269
Wrong Show SCORE 192
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
BROFIST SCORE -2
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
Truth. SCORE 183
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
I love you more than… SCORE 122
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
When in doubt, lick the door… SCORE 243
Word! SCORE 20
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
Friends SCORE 20
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
Because Reasons SCORE 224
I was mugged! SCORE 130
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
I Love My School SCORE 310
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
How is this possible? SCORE 277
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150