A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Trollololo! SCORE 151
The power of barking SCORE 18
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
The Twortle SCORE 142
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
2pactopus SCORE 113
Same thing… SCORE 21
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 254
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 240
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
At my funeral. SCORE 218
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Accurate. SCORE 146
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Howling lessons SCORE 9
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20