a severe whalement SCORE 5
built in salt for exfoliation while cleaning, too! SCORE 16
my ancestors would be so ashamed SCORE 19
nearly had blunt trauma SCORE 15
or quoting your favorite commercials because you couldnt skip them SCORE 46
that feeling when you get the wind knocked outta ya SCORE 7
aw, rats SCORE 22
a true classic SCORE -9
gee, that sure happens fast SCORE 39
main character energy SCORE 40
it’s a tough job but somebody’s gotta do it SCORE 26
name that book SCORE 30
the gall of this lad SCORE 23
starting at $600 SCORE 13
oh, it’s been two days? *goes bad* SCORE 30
where do i apply SCORE 12
flattered you use your ram for Slow Robot and IWSMT SCORE 24
consider this fact SCORE 20
when i lived at home, this was me 100% SCORE 22
honestly i’ve been feeling the need for them since 25 SCORE 24
uhh, da pizza is-a very benne SCORE 15
where do i even start SCORE 22
putting the “art” in “chart” SCORE 30
a masterclass in professionalism SCORE 24
penguin publishing needs to unionize SCORE 33
if you find some, lmk SCORE 15
never seen a more perfect metaphor SCORE 15
getting good work done SCORE 23
a+ sign SCORE 33
if someone isn’t willing to understand memes with you, LEAVE THEM SCORE 39
the perfect hybrid of generational performance SCORE 35
i dont even know what to say SCORE 25
