he’s thinking about the squirrel that got away SCORE 37
yeah, no, that’s not mittens SCORE 41
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 21
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
how is the eagle? SCORE 40
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
thats a gangster move right there SCORE 17
everything is south america now SCORE 46
the words just never come out right SCORE 38
fight the system from the inside! SCORE 51
thanks for nothing mom and dad! SCORE 60
the shape of soup SCORE 44
newman is definitely getting fired this time SCORE 27
get in line SCORE 25
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 36
i feel seen SCORE 31
place your bets! SCORE 48
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
she’s living the dream SCORE 43
vampire propaganda SCORE 55
i can’t see my toes SCORE 27
come to daddy! SCORE 30
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
where the hell did it go? SCORE 62
what did you do this time? SCORE 34
oh sweet release SCORE 50
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45
they’re gonna get married SCORE 8
challenge accepted SCORE 40
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
the original American badass SCORE 88