Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 185
Because Cute SCORE 15
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
Now you have me worried. SCORE 190
Dat cake. SCORE 5
He didn’t sugercoat it SCORE 226
The arctic summer. SCORE 237
He told me he’d buy me a boat… SCORE 10
…Yummy… SCORE 5
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
She Was Asking For It SCORE 9
The happiest dog. SCORE 143
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
Matt Smith Everyone SCORE 16
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
Shadow Puppets SCORE 9
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 280
I want to do this. SCORE 294
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 17
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 3
Thanks cleverbot… SCORE 7
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
Battering chicken logic. SCORE 148
Life is rough sometimes. SCORE 281
This happens way too often SCORE 11
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 230
Don’t Touch the Cheekbones SCORE 199
Things To do. SCORE 17
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
A true first world problem. SCORE 16
