Have we not suffered enough? SCORE 120
Having a baby ain’t cheap SCORE 146
My buddy’s will that’s leaving for deployment. SCORE 138
What parents never want their kids to realize. SCORE 57
Slow on the draw. SCORE 69
How weather works SCORE 68
How the beach often works for me. SCORE 60
Spare Hair SCORE 56
Such Christianity SCORE 195
Packed party. SCORE 116
Stress SCORE 147
If I knew being an Olympian meant meeting Zac Efron… SCORE 106
Don’t let your demons win. SCORE 207
Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go. SCORE 149
Typical Cat Relationship SCORE 65
Self control SCORE 100
People who put this quote in their profiles SCORE 111
Stephen Hawking is a genius SCORE 177
Two types of wine drinkers SCORE 80
Corgi Shorts SCORE 88
The next Pope SCORE 143
Learning to read with Elmo SCORE -1
How much pain are you feeling? SCORE 53
The worst Halloween yet SCORE 155
A fly on the wall. SCORE 99
Shapeshifting is the best super power SCORE 201
When you’re studying for finals SCORE 96
It’s Weird How People Say “Follow Your Dreams” SCORE 129
Global Warming SCORE 183
NYC Parks Department does not mess around SCORE 100
Sharing the Shade SCORE 69
No contest SCORE 123
