Cats are jerks. SCORE 152
Soup remains your safest choice. SCORE 210
I love a man with a brain. SCORE 109
The greatest mistake you can make. SCORE 139
Did you know? SCORE 232
Pianists in Paris. SCORE 96
Cinnamon Toast Crunch rap. SCORE 126
Misunderstood shark. SCORE 150
You might be disappointed. SCORE 303
Do want. SCORE 248
Monotony will kill you. SCORE 243
You’re wrong and I hate you. SCORE 159
When someone turns on the lights when I’m sleeping. SCORE 272
Cotton candy like a boss. SCORE 168
Every public bathroom ever. SCORE 229
One of us won’t be leaving here alive. SCORE 218
Cats are jerks. SCORE 138
Hawkward. SCORE 270
Oops. SCORE 241
On the one hand. SCORE 126
Every time. SCORE 182
Tough call. SCORE 237
Dear Bell & Yellow Pages. SCORE 214
How I feel about people that say “YOLO.” SCORE 207
Bros before Marios. SCORE 188
Scumbag sea turtles. SCORE 241
Sky’s the limit. SCORE 186
I > You. SCORE 272
Disney face swap. SCORE 219
Truth. SCORE 239
Well that escalated quickly. SCORE 152
Mister Rogers remixed. SCORE 226
