karma SCORE 35
i’ll have one depression, please, with a coke SCORE 49
saturday mornings are rough SCORE 12
Vampires need emotional support, too SCORE 30
the moment that led to divorce SCORE 20
no accidents here SCORE 22
guess the other 60 percent SCORE 21
he loved his work SCORE 31
it’s worth a shot SCORE 43
that’s a lot of laundry money! SCORE 39
the i spotify ocd SCORE 49
it’s how i know we’re friends SCORE 46
my daily workout SCORE 24
only if it’s a donor SCORE 36
not interested anymore SCORE 37
every friday SCORE 31
only texas. and maybe florida SCORE 20
there’s treasure behind that wall. i have to punch it SCORE 22
luckily he tested negative SCORE 11
real life based on a jim carrey movie SCORE 23
still a better movie than Jurassic park 3 SCORE 33
looks like i’m getting a cat SCORE 21
alternative suggestion – don’t delete this SCORE 38
gotta keep up on world events! SCORE 37
she’s gonna marry him SCORE 54
they all deserve the cabbage SCORE 39
til death do us part SCORE 39
good night’s sleep ruined SCORE 35
is this dieting? SCORE 32
loose plot interpretation SCORE 49
taco bell is a dangerous foe SCORE 61
oh, i would also like to know this! SCORE 68